I asked AI to tear apart my nonsense and wow… I was not ready for that. Absolutely brutal.
Never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
Rafe said:
Never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
Lol yeah, same here.
Rafe said:
Never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
This!
Rafe said:
Never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
Comment of the day
Rafe said:
Never been so insulted by something I completely agree with.
Lol same… I knew it would hurt, but man…
Side note, do you think the Mexico and Canada tariffs will push Ford prices up even more? Wondering if my 4-month-old Bronco Sport will actually gain resale value.
AI roasts are wild lol.
Someone needs to do this for the Badlands version… I need to know if it gets roasted just as bad.
Paris said:
Someone needs to do this for the Badlands version… I need to know if it gets roasted just as bad.
It stings because it’s true… at least for me lol.
The Bronco Sport Badlands is like that one friend who talks about off-roading all the time but spends 99% of their life in a Starbucks drive-thru.
- ‘Badlands’ sounds tough, but let’s be real… this thing is more ‘gravel driveway’ than ‘rock-crawling beast.’
- The 2.0L EcoBoost engine is decent, but it’s not scaring any real off-roaders.
- The interior feels more ‘budget rental’ than ‘adventure ready.’
- It’s basically a beefed-up Escape trying to act like a real Bronco.
- For the price, you might as well save up for something that actually belongs on a trail.
Perfect for curb-hopping at Whole Foods, not so great if you actually want to go off-road.
@Hayes
Not as good as the original roast haha.
Paris said:
Someone needs to do this for the Badlands version… I need to know if it gets roasted just as bad.
Yeah, this applies to the Badlands version too… no mercy for any of them lol.
Hahahaha… this is too funny. Did you try asking for a compliment instead?
If this didn’t set your Bronco on fire… just don’t get the recall fixed lol.
I was torn between the full-size Bronco and the Sport. When I test-drove the big one, I felt like I’d run someone over by accident .
Reading this felt like getting waterboarded.
Alright, let’s talk about the Bronco Sport Heritage Limited Edition.
Ford slapped some white paint on the roof, threw in plaid seats, and suddenly it’s ‘heritage’? The original Bronco was a V8-powered icon. This one has a 2.0L turbocharged hamster under the hood.
- Ford calls it ‘Heritage,’ but it’s really just an Escape in a Halloween costume.
- The interior feels like a rental car with nostalgia stickers.
- $45K for this? You’re better off saving for a real Bronco.
- It’s built for the suburbs, but Ford wants you to think it’s an off-road beast.
At the end of the day, it’s for people who want to look adventurous, not actually be adventurous.
@Chen
Oof… that last line hit hard.
The full-sized ones are nice, but if you aren’t doing hardcore off-roading, the Sport is just fine. Does everything most people need.
At the dealership, the service rep called a tech and literally said, ‘it’s baby Bronco…’
Wow